If it didn't exist, you'd have to make it up.
Call me weak or, if you will, human.
It's 1am and having corked the red wine I was flicking around on the tv and, for some reason, put on 'celebrity' Big Brother. You could never in your wildest dreams/nightmares have placed a bet on what I saw ever happening.
Ex-Happy Mondays mellon-twister Bez and Danish amazonian fruitcake Brigitte Nielsen sitting in a hot-tub, smoking cigars and discussing grammatical Latin and the future of Esperanto.
Just read that last sentence again.
Truly, truly bizarre.
posted by Just Somebody @ 1:10 am
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5 Comments:
kind of makes you wonder if it's scripted. unless Brigitte Nielsen really speaks some latin and cares about esperanto.
Sweety, it's time to step away from the television set. Get a large, heavy, structurally sound object. Throw it at the flashing screen. Repeat until the world makes sense again.
I was afraid this would happen.
STEP AWAY FROM THE TELEVISION SET. THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE. YOU WILL BE SUCKED INTO WATCHING ITV ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.
And if you ever come into work and say, "Hey, Heartbeat was really good last night" I'll punch you.
If I ever say that to you I'd consider your response to be a fair and measured retort.
Yet another reason to unplug the cable/sat, and exclusively watch things on DVD/video.
I've got 18 channels, and they all send nothing all the time.
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