If a picture paints a thousand turds......

First annual CarpathianTowers award for journalistic creativity in the field of reviewing.

Awarded to John Doran for this choice nugget during his 0 out of 10 review of an album by "I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business":-


"...they're probably under the delusion that what they are doing is some sort of crazy unplugged emo that metallers can listen to when they want something mellow. Well, they can fuck right off, frankly; we didn't wear Extreme or Mr Big at the time - we certainly aren't going to settle for this steaming bowl of runny bum gravy."