Codename: Frosty.

Right chaps, this is it.

Your mission today is to camoflage yourself so as to look different from anybody else, thus avoiding discovery of our greater plan, and leave here for your long journey down.

Once at a height of around 6 feet you should carefully choose your target. Remember men, this is a one-chance mission and you'll need to stay icily alert.

On finding your intended aim directly for the eyes or nose for maximum discomfort. Failing that, attach yourselves to area of warm skin - coordinate as teams if possible to ensure blanket coverage.

Most of all, do a good job guys - your blizzard needs you.......

Yep, it's still snowing....