There must be easier ways to make a million.

Debated taking over the world this afternoon as a diversion from work but that sort of thing is getting very passe.

If it isn't one villain then it's another having a go and I've never been one for queuing. Once I got there it would be a case of destabilize this or extorting that and that means wall-charts and flip boards.

Maybe I'll just do it slowly and quietly behind the scenes in a subtle, barely noticeable way.

Now where's my Acme catalogue........