Where did you get that hat ?
Short and sweet this morning - like the coffee in front of me.
If you look out of the house and decide that you don't need a hat because "it doesn't look too bad today" just remember that you're inside a building and therefore not likely to realise just how cold it is.
Yes, that's the voice of experience kids....with a cold head.
posted by Just Somebody @ 8:18 am
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4 Comments:
"Kids, do it even if it's just to make you're ol' Dad happy. But wear a hat. OK?"
"But, Dad! The other kids..."
"No, Ray. If the other kids all starting killing cats and driving around with them in their cars, would you do it, too?"
"Well, um..."
"Right! You wouldn't! So, wear a hat, my dear boy. Just to make the Carp happy. Is that to much to ask?"
Ray rolls his eyes, shakes his head and leaves the room with hat firmly on head.
I actually love hats. Being a balding freak, I have to.
Not sure if you were aware, but bald men produce more testosterone. The less hair you have, the more of a man you are....
In that case I'm going to wear a really tight hat.
It'll hasten the balding process but at the same time not let on that this is the case.
Best of both worlds methinks.
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