Busted ? Yes, bang to rights.

The story: Bye, bye Busted


Inspired by Ray's George Lucas thang here's my take on the highlights:-


"Chart-topping boy-band Busted say they have split after their frontman quit to tour with a new group."

He obviously woke up one morning and was hit by the full horror of it.

"Busted have been one of the best-selling bands over the past three years, wracking up eight top three hits and four number ones with catchy, guitar-driven pop that caught the ear of legions of young fans."

Infections catch your ear and we don't celebrate them.

"Member Charlie Simpson said he had left the group and would start touring with his new band, Fightstar."

Arse, every silver-lining has a cloud.

"I hope the fans will understand"

Yes, you're getting out before everybody realises you're shite.

"It's a really sad day for all of us"

You should be this side of the fence - it's bloody wonderful.

Hundreds of distraught fans left messages on the band's Web site to express their dismay at the news.

True, it should have been so much sooner.

"What am I going to do?" asked one.

Rejoice ?

"My life is over -- I have just had my new Golf (car) sprayed with the Busted logo as well. Hugs to all who are suffering."

Hugs accepted - they'll make up for my ribs hurting from the laughing.